You’re Not Singing Over There…
We have a lot of chants & sometimes slur our words. Here’s help!
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Words with [ ] indicated, could have optional syntax used when sung|chanted by some members of the Cauldron, so watch out!
If you have young ears with you (or if yours are sensitive to certain language), you may want to choose alternate seats based on those preferences.
= Song
= Chant
= Call & Response
Anthem
Ain’t nobody gonna stop us now,
Ain’t nobody, KANSAS CITY!
Ain’t nobody gonna stop us now,
Ain’t nobody, KANSAS CITY!
Woah oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. (x2)
Bar-B-Que
To the tune of Fat Les’ “Vindaloo”
Bar-B-Que, Bar-B-Que,
Bar-B-Que, Bar-B-Que, Na-Na,
Bar-B-Que, Bar-B-Que,
Bar-B-Que, Bar-B-Que, Na-Na,
Bar-B-Que, Bar-B-Que,
….and we all eat Bar-B-Que;
We’re gonna score one more than you…
Bring Out Yer Dead
The “Monty Python and The Holy Grail” classic!
Bring out yer dead,
Bring out yer dead,
Bring out yer dead,
Bring out yer dead!
Can You Hear The [ ] Sing?
Can you hear the [ ] sing?
NooooOoh, NooooOoh! (x2)
Can you hear the [ ] sing?
I DON’T HEAR A [FREAKING] THING!
NooooOoh, NooooOoh, Nooooooo!
Canada, America’s Hat!
Canada, America’s hat!
Carefree
To the chorus of the Traditional Shaker melody, “Simple Gifts”
Carefree, wherever we may be,
We are the famous S-K-C,
And we don’t give a [ ] whoever you may be,
‘Cus we are the famous S-K-C.
Come On Sporting Score A Goal
Come on Sporting score a goal,
It’s really very simple,
Put the ball into the net,
And we’ll go [freaking] mental!
Da, da-da, da, da, da, da,
Da, da-da, da, da, da,
Da, da-da, da, da, da, da,
And we’ll go [freaking] mental!
Don't Take Me Home
First sung by Newcastle United fans
Don’t take me home,
Please don’t take me home,
I just don’t wanna go to work,
I wanna stay here and drink all the beer,
Please don’t, please don’t take me home.
Everywhere We Go
Everywhere we go,
People wanna know,
Who we are,
So, we tell them,
We are the Wizards,
The mighty, mighty Wizards!
We are the Wizards,
The mighty, mighty Wizards!
Here We Go
(Sung at first kick)
Here we go, here we go, here we gooooo,
Here we go, here we go, here we goooo oh,
Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Here we go-oh, Here. We. Go.
I Believe That We Will Win
Before First Half First Kick.
I,
I believe,
I believe that,
I believe that we,
I believe that we will win! (x4)
I Got a Love
Woah-oh Uh-ahh-oh,
I got a love and it’s called Sporting,
Oh-ah-oh,
I got a love and it’s called Sporting,
Sporting ’til I die, Sporting ’til I die,
Woah-oh Uh-ahh-oh,
I got a love and it’s called Sporting.
I’m Blind, I’m Deaf
Used when the referee makes a
[questionable] call.
I’m blind, I’m deaf,
I wanna be a ref.
Just Can't Get Enough
Yep, our take on the Depeche Mode classic!
When I see you Sporting,
I go out of my head
I just can’t get enough (x2)
All the things you do to me,
And everything you said,
I just can’t get enough (x2)
We slip and slide as we fall in love,
And I just can’t seem to get enough of,
Da, da, da-da, da-da, da, da (x3)
Dah, dah, dah, dah
Da, da, da-da, da-da, da, da (x3)
Dah, dah, dah, dah
No Other Club
No other club,
But S-K-C,
For the glory,
Of the City.
(x2)
Ya, da, da, da,
Da, da, da, da,
Da, da, da, da,
Da, da, da, da.
Ohhhh Campeones
Ohhhh Campeones,
The one and only SKC,
They said our days are numbered,
And we are not famous anymore,
But we are off to rule the league,
Like we did once before.
Ohh, KC Wiz
Ohh, KC Wiz,
KC Wiz, KC Wiz, KC Wiz
Vamos KC
Oh, When The Wiz
To the traditional “Oh, When the Saints”
Oh, when the Wiz, go marching in,
Oh, when the Wiz, go marching in,
Oh, how I want to be in The Cauldron,
When the Wiz go marching in.
Starts Slow And Gets Faster
Shots
Based on the song by LMFAO (ft. Lil Jon). Used on attacking corner kicks, and set piece free kicks. Clap along with shots, shot-shot(s).
Shots, shots, shot-shot, shot-shot,
shots, shot-shot, shot-shot,
shot, shot-shots, shot-shots,
EVERYBODY
S-K-C
S-K-C *Clap*
Chant gets progressively faster.
S-K-C #2
The is the one with the drum cadence.
S-K-C
Sporting KC
Cauldron: Sporting
South Stands: K-C
Sporting, Sporting Kansas City
Sung to “Glory, Glory Hallelujah”
Sporting, Sporting Kansas City,
Sporting, Sporting Kansas City,
Sporting, Sporting Kansas City,
The Wiz go marching ON, ON, ON.
Sporting ‘Til I Die
Sporting ‘til I die,
Sporting ‘til I die,
I know I am, I’m sure I am,
I’m Sporting ‘til I die!
Tenemos Que Ganar
Vamos,
Vamos a Sporting,
Esta noche,
Tenemos que ganar.
"Timmy" Tim Melia
To the tune of Culture Club’s “Karma Chameleon”
Timmy-Timmy, Timmy-Timmy,
Timmy Tim-Mel-i-a,
He saves our goal,
He saves our goal.
Vamos, Vamos, Vamos, Sporting
Vamos, vamos, vamos, Sporting, que la ganar,
Vamos, vamos, vamos, Sporting, que la ganar,
Yo les seguiré todos que adonde vayas,
Cada vez, te quiero más.
Vermes’ Army
We’re all part of Vermes’ Army,
We’re all out to win the League,
And we’ll really live it up,
When the Wizards win the Cup,
Kansas City is the greatest football team.
We Are KC Wiz
We are,
*clap, clap*
KC Wiz!
*clap, clap*
We Bring the Ruckus
Capo: You bring the noise,
Cauldron: We bring the ruckus,
S-K-C ain’t nothing to [muck] with!
We Got the Guillotine
Based on the song by The Coup
Hey you,
We got your war,
We’re at the gates,
We’re at your door!
(×2)
We got the guillotine
We got the guillotine, you better run!
(×4)
We Love Ya'
We love ya, we love ya, we love ya,
And where you go,
We’ll follow, we’ll follow, we’ll follow,
Because we support
The Wizards, The Wizards, The Wizards,
And that’s the way
We like it, we like it, we like it.
WE LOVE IT!
Woah-ahh-ooh-aah-ooh,
Ooh-ahh-ooh-aah-ooh (x2)
We Want Another One
After Sporting scores a goal and the ball goes back in play.
We want another one,
Just like the other one,
We, want two! (three, four, five, etc.)
We Want the Cup
Ohhh, we want the Cup!
*clap, clap, clap, clap*
Gotta have that Cup!
*clap, clap, clap, clap*
Whoa-ah-ooh!
Woah, ah-ooh,
Ah-ooh, ah-ooh, ah-ahh,
Ah-ah-aah, ah-ah-aah-oh,
Oh-ah-aah-ooh, oh, ah, ooh.
Who Drinks The Beer?
Oh, who drinks the beer?
Oh, who drinks the beer?
Oh, who drinks the beer the people say,
Well, we drink the beer!
Well, we drink the beer!
S-P-O-R-T-I-N-G!
Who's Your Daddy?
[questionable] call.
Who’s your daddy, referee?
Ain’t got one, never had one,
Wings of a Sparrow
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the [class] of a crow,
I’d fly over [opponent’s city] tomorrow,
And [spit] on those [scattered] below,
[Spit] on, [Spit] on,
[Spit] on those [scattered] below,
[Spit] on, [Spit] on,
[Spit] on those [scattered] below.
Wiz on The Fire
Wiz on the Fire!
*clap, clap, clap-clap, clap-clap*
Wiz on the Fire!!
*clap, clap, clap-clap, clap-clap*
Yellow Soccer Team
Sung to The Beatles’ “Yellow Submarine.” Used when the referee makes a [questionable] call.
We all hate the yellow soccer team,
The yellow soccer team,
The yellow soccer team!
You Can [Kick] That [____], [Think I'll Pass]
Sung to She’ll Be Comin’ ‘Round the Mountain.
Chicago=deep dish pizza, Dallas= Texas T-bone, Houston=What-a-Burger, Miami=Cuban sandwich, Minnesota=Swedish meatballs / breaded walleye Nashville=Prince hot chicken, New England=Cream’d clam chowder, Philadelphia= Philly cheese steak, Seattle=café latte, St. Louis=Toasted Ravs / Provel Cheese, Toronto, Vancouver=maple syrup, etc. Other options accepted…
You can [kick] that [ ] [Think I’ll Pass],
You can [kick] that [ ] [Think I’ll Pass],
You can [kick] that [ ],
You can [kick] that [ ],
You can [kick] that [ ] [Think I’ll Pass].
You Don't Know What You're Doing
Used when the referee makes a
[questionable] call.
You don’t, know what, you’re doing,
You don’t, know what, you’re doing,
You don’t, know what, you’re doing…
You’re Not [Singing|Starting] Over There
Singing|Starting based on if it sung to the opponents’ supporters to or the opponents’ bench players while they are warming up during the match.
You’re not [singing|starting] over there,
You’re not [singing|starting] over there,
You’re not [singing|starting] ,
You’re not [singing|starting] ,
You’re not [singing|starting] over there.
Retired
Here’s a bit of nostalgia for those of you who have been with us for a while and some history for those who have not.
Because We Got Kei
We weren’t scoring goals until we got Kei,
We weren’t having fun until we got Kei,
Now we’re top of the East, and I know why, Hey Heyyy!
‘Cuz we got Kei, ‘Cuz we got Kei, ‘Cuz we got Kei.
Cauldron United
Woah-oh-ah-oh,
Oh-oh-oo-oo,
The Cauldron’s united, Never divided,
KC, we love you.
Oh Besler
Oh Besler you,
You got what I need,
And you anchor our defense,
And you anchor our defense.
Sweet Number 9
Sweet number 9, Bun-bur-y,
Scoring never looked so good (so good) (so good),
Goals all the time, Bun-bur-y,
Just like Peter said he would.
You Can't Beat Jimmy Nielsen
You can’t beat Jimmy Nielsen with that [shot],
*clap clap*
No, you can’t beat Jimmy Nielsen with that [shot],
*clap clap*
No, you can’t beat Jimmy Nielsen, no you can’t beat Jimmy Nielsen,
No, you can’t beat Jimmy Nielsen with that [shot].
