You’re Not Singing Over There…

We have a lot of chants & sometimes slur our words. Here’s help!

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Words with [      ] indicated, could have optional syntax used when sung|chanted by some members of the Cauldron, so watch out!

If you have young ears with you (or if yours are sensitive to certain language), you may want to choose alternate seats based on those preferences.

= Song

= Chant

  = Call & Response

Anthem

Ain’t nobody gonna stop us now,
Ain’t nobody, KANSAS CITY!
Ain’t nobody gonna stop us now,
Ain’t nobody, KANSAS CITY!

Woah oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. (x2)

Bar-B-Que

To the tune of Fat Les’ “Vindaloo”

Bar-B-Que, Bar-B-Que,
Bar-B-Que, Bar-B-Que, Na-Na,
Bar-B-Que, Bar-B-Que,
Bar-B-Que, Bar-B-Que, Na-Na,
Bar-B-Que, Bar-B-Que,
….and we all eat Bar-B-Que;
We’re gonna score one more than you.

Bring Out Yer Dead

The “Monty Python and The Holy Grail” classic!

Bring out yer dead,
Bring out yer dead,
Bring out yer dead,
Bring out yer dead!

Can You Hear The [ ] Sing?

Can you hear the [         ] sing?
NooooOoh, NooooOoh! (x2)

Can you hear the [         ] sing?
I DON’T HEAR A [FREAKING] THING!

NooooOoh, NooooOoh, Nooooooo!

Canada, America’s Hat!

Canada, America’s hat!

Carefree

To the chorus of the Traditional Shaker melody, “Simple Gifts”

Carefree, wherever we may be,
We are the famous S-K-C,
And we don’t give a [    ] whoever you may be,
‘Cus we are the famous S-K-C.

Come On Sporting Score A Goal

Come on Sporting score a goal,
It’s really very simple,
Put the ball into the net,
And we’ll go [freaking] mental!

Da, da-da, da, da, da, da,
Da, da-da, da, da, da,
Da, da-da, da, da, da, da,
And we’ll go [freaking] mental!

Don't Take Me Home

First sung by Newcastle United fans

Don’t take me home,
Please don’t take me home,
I just don’t wanna go to work,
I wanna stay here and drink all the beer,
Please don’t, please don’t take me home.

Everywhere We Go

Everywhere we go,
People wanna know,
Who we are,
So, we tell them,
We are the Wizards,
The mighty, mighty Wizards!
We are the Wizards,
The mighty, mighty Wizards!

Here We Go

(Sung at first kick)

Here we go, here we go, here we gooooo,
Here we go, here we go, here we goooo oh,
Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Here we go-oh, Here. We. Go.

I Believe That We Will Win

Before First Half First Kick. 

I,
I believe,
I believe that,
I believe that we,

I believe that we will win! (x4)

I Got a Love

Woah-oh Uh-ahh-oh,
I got a love and it’s called Sporting,
Oh-ah-oh,
I got a love and it’s called Sporting,
Sporting ’til I die, Sporting ’til I die,
Woah-oh Uh-ahh-oh,
I got a love and it’s called Sporting.

I’m Blind, I’m Deaf

Used when the referee makes a
[questionable] call.

I’m blind, I’m deaf,
I wanna be a ref.

Just Can't Get Enough

Yep, our take on the Depeche Mode classic!

When I see you Sporting,
I go out of my head
I just can’t get enough (x2)

All the things you do to me,
And everything you said,
I just can’t get enough (x2)

We slip and slide as we fall in love,
And I just can’t seem to get enough of,

Da, da, da-da, da-da, da, da (x3)
Dah, dah, dah, dah

Da, da, da-da, da-da, da, da (x3)
Dah, dah, dah, dah

No Other Club

No other club,
But S-K-C,
For the glory,
Of the City.
(x2)

Ya, da, da, da,
Da, da, da, da,
Da, da, da, da,
Da, da, da, da.

Ohhhh Campeones

Ohhhh Campeones,
The one and only SKC,
They said our days are numbered,
And we are not famous anymore,
But we are off to rule the league,
Like we did once before.

Ohh, KC Wiz

Ohh, KC Wiz,
KC Wiz, KC Wiz, KC Wiz
Vamos KC

Oh, When The Wiz

To the traditional “Oh, When the Saints”

Oh, when the Wiz, go marching in,
Oh, when the Wiz, go marching in,
Oh, how I want to be in The Cauldron,
When the Wiz go marching in.

Starts Slow And Gets Faster

Shots

Based on the song by LMFAO (ft. Lil Jon). Used on attacking corner kicks, and set piece free kicks. Clap along with shots, shot-shot(s).

Shots, shots, shot-shot, shot-shot,
shots, shot-shot, shot-shot,
shot, shot-shots, shot-shots,
EVERYBODY

S-K-C

S-K-C *Clap*

Chant gets progressively faster.

S-K-C #2

The is the one with the drum cadence.

S-K-C

 

Sporting KC

Cauldron: Sporting

South Stands:  K-C

Sporting, Sporting Kansas City

Sung to “Glory, Glory Hallelujah”

Sporting, Sporting Kansas City,
Sporting, Sporting Kansas City,
Sporting, Sporting Kansas City,
The Wiz go marching ON, ON, ON.

Sporting ‘Til I Die

Sporting ‘til I die,
Sporting ‘til I die,
I know I am, I’m sure I am,
I’m Sporting ‘til I die!

Star Man

Sung to the Davie Bowie song.

He’s a Star Man,
Playing down the right,
His name is Johnny Russell,
And he’s [freaking] dynomite!

Tenemos Que Ganar

Vamos,
Vamos a Sporting,
Esta noche,
Tenemos que ganar.

"Timmy" Tim Melia

To the tune of Culture Club’s “Karma Chameleon”

Timmy-Timmy, Timmy-Timmy,
Timmy Tim-Mel-i-a,
He saves our goal,
He saves our goal.

Vamos, Vamos, Vamos, Sporting

Vamos, vamos, vamos, Sporting, que la ganar,
Vamos, vamos, vamos, Sporting, que la ganar,
Yo les seguiré todos que adonde vayas,
Cada vez, te quiero más.

Vermes’ Army

We’re all part of Vermes’ Army,
We’re all out to win the League,
And we’ll really live it up,
When the Wizards win the Cup,
Kansas City is the greatest football team.

We Are KC Wiz

We are,
*clap, clap*
KC Wiz!
*clap, clap*

We Bring the Ruckus

Capo: You bring the noise,

Cauldron: We bring the ruckus,
S-K-C ain’t nothing to [muck] with!

We Got the Guillotine

Based on the song by The Coup

Hey you,
We got your war,
We’re at the gates,
We’re at your door!
(×2)

We got the guillotine
We got the guillotine, you better run!
(×4)

We Love Ya'

We love ya, we love ya, we love ya,
And where you go,
We’ll follow, we’ll follow, we’ll follow,
Because we support
The Wizards, The Wizards, The Wizards,
And that’s the way
We like it, we like it, we like it.
WE LOVE IT!

Woah-ahh-ooh-aah-ooh,
Ooh-ahh-ooh-aah-ooh (x2)

We Want Another One

After Sporting scores a goal and the ball goes back in play. 

We want another one,
Just like the other one,
We, want two! (three, four, five, etc.)

We Want the Cup

Ohhh, we want the Cup!
*clap, clap, clap, clap*
Gotta have that Cup!
*clap, clap, clap, clap*

Whoa-ah-ooh!

Woah, ah-ooh,
Ah-ooh, ah-ooh, ah-ahh,
Ah-ah-aah, ah-ah-aah-oh,
Oh-ah-aah-ooh, oh, ah, ooh.

Who Drinks The Beer?

Oh, who drinks the beer?
Oh, who drinks the beer?
Oh, who drinks the beer the people say,
Well, we drink the beer!
Well, we drink the beer!
S-P-O-R-T-I-N-G!

Who's Your Daddy?

Used when the referee makes a
[questionable] call.
 
Who’s your daddy?
Who’s your daddy, referee?
Ain’t got one, never had one,
You’re a [bad one], referee.

Wings of a Sparrow

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the [class] of a crow,
I’d fly over [opponent’s city] tomorrow,
And [spit] on those [scattered] below,

[Spit] on, [Spit] on, 
[Spit] on those [scattered] below,
[Spit] on, [Spit] on,
[Spit] on those [scattered] below.

Wiz on The Fire

Wiz on the Fire!
*clap, clap, clap-clap, clap-clap*
Wiz on the Fire!!
*clap, clap, clap-clap, clap-clap*

Yellow Soccer Team

Sung to The Beatles’ “Yellow Submarine.” Used when the referee makes a [questionable] call.

We all hate the yellow soccer team,
The yellow soccer team,
The yellow soccer team!

You Can Kick That [____], [Think I'll Pass]

Sung to She’ll Be Comin’ ‘Round the Mountain.
Chicago=deep dish pizza, Dallas= Texas T-bone, Houston=What-a-Burger, Miami=Cuban sandwich, Minnesota=Swedish meatballs, Nashville=Prince hot chicken, New England=Cream’d clam chowder,  Philadelphia= Philly cheese steak, Seattle=café latte, Toronto, Vancouver=maple syrup, etc. Other options accepted…

You can [kick] that [    ] [Think I’ll Pass],
You can [kick] that [    ] [Think I’ll Pass],
You can [kick] that [     ],
You can [kick] that [     ],
You can [kick] that [     ] [Think I’ll Pass].

You Don't Know What You're Doing

Used when the referee makes a
[questionable] call.

You don’t, know what, you’re doing,
You don’t, know what, you’re doing,
You don’t, know what, you’re doing…

You’re Not [Singing|Starting] Over There

Singing|Starting based on if it sung to the opponents’ supporters to or the opponents’ bench players while they are warming up during the match. 

You’re not [singing|starting] over there,
You’re not [singing|starting] over there,
You’re not [singing|starting] ,
You’re not [singing|starting] ,
You’re not [singing|starting] over there.

 

Retired

Here’s a bit of nostalgia for those of you who have been with us for a while and some history for those who have not.

Because We Got Kei

We weren’t scoring goals until we got Kei,
We weren’t having fun until we got Kei,
Now we’re top of the East, and I know why, Hey Heyyy!
‘Cuz we got Kei, ‘Cuz we got Kei, ‘Cuz we got Kei.

Cauldron United

Woah-oh-ah-oh,
Oh-oh-oo-oo,
The Cauldron’s united, Never divided,
KC, we love you.

Oh Besler

Oh Besler you,
You got what I need,
And you anchor our defense,
And you anchor our defense.

Sweet Number 9

Sweet number 9, Bun-bur-y,
Scoring never looked so good (so good) (so good),
Goals all the time, Bun-bur-y,
Just like Peter said he would.

You Can't Beat Jimmy Nielsen

You can’t beat Jimmy Nielsen with that [shot],
*clap clap*
No, you can’t beat Jimmy Nielsen with that [shot],
*clap clap*
No, you can’t beat Jimmy Nielsen, no you can’t beat Jimmy Nielsen,
No, you can’t beat Jimmy Nielsen with that [shot].